Saturday, September 29, 2007

We'll Provide the Bread, You Provide the Circuses

The slide into the nanny state continues, and the leading Democrat has a nifty idea: pay people $5000 for every baby they crank out.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that every child born in the United States should get a $5,000 "baby bond" from the government to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home.

Clinton, her party's front-runner in the 2008 race, made the suggestion during a forum hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus.

"I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that downpayment on their first home," she said.

The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.

Does it matter how much it will cost? Money is no object when it comes from other people.

The more I watch what's going on in this Presidential campaign the more depressed I become. We're still more than a year away from November 2008 and the Democrats are falling all over themselves proposing new government spending on a scale that would have made Franklin Roosevelt's head melt like one of the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. On the positive side, we should be able to tap a new, unlimited power source: the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves should provide enough energy to light up the Eastern seaboard.

Understand something: Lady Macbeth's primary goal here is simply get herself elected. However, giving people government money serves another, more long-term purpose... as people become dependent on the government it becomes far easier to manipulate them. "Don't vote for that guy! HE'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR BENEFITS!" We saw this during the Social Security battle a few years ago. Bush's modest idea to let people invest a few frikkin' percent of their SS taxes was savaged as an attempt to destroy Social Security. It will be the same if Hillary's scheme here passes, or if (when) we get socialized health care in this country. "Don't vote for that guy, HE'LL CUT YOUR MEDICAL BENEFITS!" Bind people to the government dole and they'll do anything you want to keep the supply of money coming in. It's essentially a scheme for permanent power.

In the meantime, Americans continue to pay far more attention to Britney's latest crash or OJ's latest felony than they do to the fact that they're being manipulated. In 2008, half the voters in this country will choose a candidate who promises to take away their troubles, while the other half will vote for a candidate who promises to take away almost all their troubles.

But... But... It Was a GUN FREE ZONE!!!

How is this possible? This school was a gun free zone, which means there should have been no possibility that a gun would be brought to school. No possibility whatsoever!
(CBS 5 / AP) OROVILLE A student gunman held an Oroville high school drama class hostage Friday, firing several shots into the ceiling and holding three of the students for more than an hour before a police hostage negotiator persuaded him to surrender peacefully, authorities said. No one was hurt.
Couldn't the kid read the signs?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Anime I'm Watching: Ergo Proxy

When it comes to anime, I'm what you might call a "casual fan" (if I can use such a contradiction). I tend to pick up series based on whim and recommendation, watch most them in their English dubbed versions (HERETIC! HEATHEN!), and have pretty specific criteria for shows I like:
  • The series must have a compelling story and not be an endless battle-of-the-week or monster-of-the-week.
  • The heroes must be likable and interesting, and the villains suitably nasty but also interesting. There's nothing worse than a boring villain.
  • Characters must grow and change during the series. When I started watching Neon Genesis Evangellion I took an instant dislike to the character of Shinji (who is almost a textbook definition of "whiny little bastard"), but was willing to continue watching because I assumed he'd get better. That is, until a friend told me "no, he's pretty much like that through the entire series." Oh, well, never mind. I stopped watching and never looked back, and from what I've since heard I made the right decision.
  • The series must end at some point, whether it be 13 episodes, a season, or a couple of seasons, and the ending must be satisfying and FINAL. The ending should not be a meaningless mindfuck full of unexplained events and deep symbolism... far too many anime series end in such a way, as if the series creators throw up their hands and say "hell, we don't know what's going on either."
  • The ending should have an emotional kick to it... characters should live, characters should die, but only if it makes sense in the story.
  • It should be well-written, with clever lines and humor that is actually funny (as opposed to humor that is supposed to be funny but really isn't).
  • It must be clear within the first few episodes that the creators are going somewhere with the plot and have an idea how things are going to work out. I enjoy series that drop subtle hints early on that pay off in the end (American science fiction examples of this would be series like Babylon 5 and Heroes).
Lately I've been buying two series as they come out: Ergo Proxy and Kurau Phantom Memory. Both have been enjoyable for different reasons, but I'll write about Kurau in the future. Right now let's concentrate on Ergo Proxy. I'm going to try to avoid spoilers but some are inevitable, so stop reading now if that sort of thing bothers you.

Ergo Proxy takes place an indeterminate time in the future on a devastated Earth, with humanity reduced to a few (very few) domed cities amidst a wasteland of dust and ash. The city of Romdo is just such a place, and inside the inhabitants enjoy a peaceful paradise where all their needs are taken care of. Each Romdo citizen has an android assistant called an AutoReiv which serves as companion, assistant, and network computer; the AutoReivs are intelligent but not truly self-aware. They do have a "Turning Application" which causes them to interact like a living person with others, but it can be shut off when it becomes annoying.The city is ruled by an old man called the Representative who speaks through four AutoReivs (which resemble Michelangelo's sculptures).

Things generally don't change much in Romdo... the citizens are born in artificial wombs, educated for their tasks, and encouraged to consume. Nobody questions anything.

However, recently AutoReivs have started becoming infected with a virus called Cogito that causes them to become self-aware... to possibly gain souls and the ability to make decisions for themselves. In some this causes violent reactions against humans and has resulted in a series of murders. In response, the city has created the AutoReiv Control Division to hunt down and eliminate the infected.

Vincent Law is a refugee from the destroyed city of Mosk who works for this unit. His only goal is to become a "fellow citizen"... meek and compliant, Vincent is a bit of a whiner and is tends to simply accept whatever life throws at him. He has a crush on Re-l Mayer which borders on stalking. He is accused of treason and escapes from the dome into the outside world.

Re-l (pronounced "ree-el") Mayer is the granddaughter of the Representative who works for the Citizen intelligence Bureau. She is haughty and cold, and entirely too curious for her own good. Charged with investigating a series of Cogito murders she discovers a superhuman being called a "proxy" and is attacked by another one. Her search for the truth causes her to seek out Vincent Law outside Romdo.

Pino is a Cogito-infected AuroReiv which resembles a small girl (both in design and personality). Designed to serve as a substitute child for a couple which has not yet been granted a child, Pino escapes with Vincent rather than be hunted down. She is generally friendly and happy, not caring too much about the deep psychological dramas of the characters.

The main plot of the series follows the journey of Vincent, Re-l, and Pino as they journey to the ruins of Mosk to find the truth behind the proxies. As they travel across the blasted wasteland they discover other remnants of humanity but few humans and quite a few proxies.

Ergo Proxy has several themes: identity (as implied by the title and much of the terminology of the show), loneliness and isolation, and memory. Approximately every third or fourth episode is a mindfuck episode... you don't know what-the-hell-is-going-on at the start:Vincent is a contestant on a game show, or Pino awakes in an amusement park. However, the mindfuck episode is always explained at the end and doesn't leave the viewer wondering what-the-hell-is-going-on after it's over. The series delves deep into the psychology of its characters but never to the point of excess (cough*Evangellion*cough), and characters grow and change in sometimes unexpected ways.

So what's the final verdict? That remains to be seen. The final disc doesn't come out until next week, so I won't know if the ending is a satisfying one until then. It's been an interesting journey so far, though.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The Grand 9/11 Conspiracy, Explained


If someone had told me that six years after September 11th, 2001, there would be people who deny that al Qaeda attacked the United States and who, instead, insist that a sinister conspiracy is behind the attacks, a conspiracy originating within our own government (with the often-assumed assistance of Mossad), I would have...

I would have completely believed them. People like this have always existed. Today's truthers are no different than Kennedy conspiracy whackjobs, moon-landing deniers, holocaust deniers, and UFO kooks. The goal is to twist reality to fit their own beliefs, regardless of what actually happened. In this case, hatred of the Bush administration is combined with an unwillingness to accept that there really are religious fanatics in other countries who want to murder Americans, which is combined with a paranoid mindset, resulting in convoluted conspiracy theories which have about as much to do with the real world as your average Star Trek convention.

Regarding September 11th, the truther theories are continually morph and change, and no two truthers will ever give you the same theory.

Let's look at what would be involved in your average 9/11 conspiracy, if the government REALLY was behind it:
  1. Funding is arranged from secret sources.
  2. Hundreds of willing accomplices must be carefully screened and approached... if even ONE person gets a hint of what is being proposed and suffers an attack of conscience, the whole scheme could be exposed. Any who may tip off others or talk must be silenced before they can send an e-mail or phone a reporter.
  3. The attacks must be coordinated between everyone involved while still remaining a complete secret.
  4. The World Trade Center (and WTC7) must be wired with explosives without anyone noticing.
  5. Airplanes must be hijacked, the passengers quietly offloaded (depending on which conspiracy theory one believes) and executed.
  6. The planes must be wired for remote control (although this may have been done beforehand).
  7. The planes must be crashed into the towers.
  8. A cruise missile must be launched at the Pentagon, despite the fact that the evil cabal was willing to use airplanes in the other crashes.
  9. Another plane must be crashed into the fields in Pennsylvania.
  10. The explosives in the towers must be set off, causing the towers to collapse.
  11. The collapse must be predictable enough to damage WTC7, since it has previously been wired.
  12. Several hours later the explosives in WTC7 must be set off.
  13. al Qaeda must be blamed.
  14. Afghanistan must be invaded, despite the fact that there is no oil there.
  15. This will allow the cabal to set up the invasion of Iraq, which DOES have oil, which can then be stolen.
  16. Any who discover the truth must be allowed to continue to speak out, and make money on DVDs and lectures, despite the willingness of the sinister cabal to kill thousands upon thousands in their mad scheme.
It's all so SIMPLE!!!

Emperor Palpatine couldn't come up with a scheme as convoluted as the average truther theory.

This from a government that can't manage to keep troop movements secret, keep track of its equipment, or balance a budget. Here's an easy way to refute every truther argument: the government sucks at everything. The level of competence required to pull off 9/11, keep it a secret, frame the Arabs, and thusly start a war is staggering. The scheme involves hundreds, if not thousands, of people, millions of dollars, and complete secrecy. And for what? Truthers can't even agree on the goals of the conspiracy.

The REAL truth, that a bunch of 7th century religious fanatics exploited that very same governmental incompetence to go undetected, hijacked planes, and crashed them into buildings is much simpler. In fact, it makes use of the universal truth stated above (I'll repeat: the government sucks at everything) in order to succeed. It's simple, it's easy to explain, and everyone who isn't a paranoid whackjob can agree on it.

Of course, the truth is the last thing a truther wants to hear.

Never Forget

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Can Your Heart Stand the Shocking Facts About Grave Robbers from Outer Space?

And remember, my friends, future events such as these... will affect you in the future.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Health Care is Mandatory, Citizen

I know, I know, I've been picking on John "Hairpile" Edwards a lot more than any of the other Social-Democrats, but the man just bugs me in a way that even Hillary Clinton doesn't... not that there's really much difference between them. The most frightening thing is that the man actually did pretty well in Iowa; it's not likely that he's going to defeat Lady Macbeth, but as I've said before, John Edwards is the kind of man who should be kept as far away from political power as is possible. And this is why:
John Edwards' Universal Health Care Plan Would Make Regular Checkups Mandatory

Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards said on Sunday that his universal health care proposal would require that Americans go to the doctor for preventive care.

"It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care," he told a crowd sitting in lawn chairs in front of the Cedar County Courthouse. "If you are going to be in the system, you can't choose not to go to the doctor for 20 years. You have to go in and be checked and make sure that you are OK."

He noted, for example, that women would be required to have regular mammograms in an effort to find and treat "the first trace of problem." Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth, announced earlier this year that her breast cancer had returned and spread.

Edwards said his mandatory health care plan would cover preventive, chronic and long-term health care. The plan would include mental health care as well as dental and vision coverage for all Americans.

"The whole idea is a continuum of care, basically from birth to death," he said.
Mandatory health care? There is political pandering, and then... there is John Edwards. There is Orwellian governmental control of your life, and then... there is John Edwards. There is hypocrisy, and then... there is John Edwards.

Johnny, I have a few questions:
  • Will I be required to follow the doctor's advice? If, for example, I am a smoker and choose not to follow doctor's orders and quit, will the state punish me in some way? Will I be required to give up fast food if ordered to do so? Required to wear sunscreen?
  • What will be the penalties for refusing to see a doctor for preventative care? Fines? Imprisonment for extreme cases? Disconnection from the Hive Mind?
  • Will I be allowed to "doctor shop" to find a physician who tells me what I want to hear, or doesn't require me to change my lifestyle?
  • Where will all the extra doctors and nurses required to implement this plan come from?
  • Will there be a religious exemption for those who do not believe in modern medicine, such as Christian Scientists? How about those who prefer alternative medicine?
  • Who will enforce this?
How will Edwards pay for this?
Edwards said his plan would cost up to $120 billion a year, a cost he proposes covering by ending President Bush's tax cuts to people who make more than $200,000 per year.
I have to admit, I laughed out loud at this. $120 Billion? In 2005, American annual spending on health care passed $2 trillion and you're thinking you're going to pay for universal health care for a paltry $120 billion a year, John?

Guess again. By at least an order of magnitude. Then double it. And considering how inefficient government spending on anything is, take that number and triple it. Any proposal that doesn't take these monstrous amounts into consideration is a fantasy, nothing more.

Obviously the goal here isn't anything more than John Edwards' election. The fact that his ideas are ridiculously impractical, disturbingly Orwellian, and haven't a snowball's chance of being implemented is beside the point. The only thing that matters to Edwards is becoming President. He will literally tell anyone anything they want to hear if it advances that goal, even moreso than your average pandering politico. He will tell Americans they should give up their SUVs (while having a fleet of them). He will live in a mansion the size of a breakaway Russian republic while professing his deep concern for the poor. He will talk about reducing global warming while flying everywhere in a private jet.

And the media will never question him on it.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Breaking News: Bin Laden Issues New Fatwa

Pakistan (1 hour ago)-Osama bin Laden released a new audio tape today in which he named several new enemies of Islam.

The full text follows:
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In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, permission to fight and destroy these infidels is given:
  • The makers of HeadOn.
  • David Caruso. You're not a good actor, dude. And what's up with the sunglasses bit? Do you think it makes you look cool?
  • Those who manufacture the tape that goes across the top of CD and DVD packages.
  • Lynard Skynard
  • Debbie Martinson. I heard what you said about me in homeroom, you bitch. I do not wear too much makeup!
  • All those who go AFK in Alterac Valley. You infidels are the reason the Horde loses so often.
  • Mullah Omar. You never call anymore! Did what we share mean so little to you?
In addition, eternal bliss in Heaven and 72 virgins are granted to anyone who will muck out my cave. It's getting pretty bad in there.